Category Archives: Announcements

Villanelle

You are the dogshit pressed into my shoe, I wander down each path and you are there; At every turn my foot encounters you. Each day your nasty smell recurs anew, A fecal bouquet wafting through the air; You are … Continue reading

July 9, 2013 Posted in Announcements 3 Comments

An Embarrassment of Riches: Rob Howard’s Yuletide Fleshlite Studio

As if dead deer, dead rabbits, goats, cows, pigs, turkeys and potatoes weren’t enough.  As if having the entire coterie of Disney characters bounding out of the forest and into a pot on the table wasn’t sufficient. What more? We’re … Continue reading

December 14, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , , , Leave a comment

Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese – Worth Driving 175 Miles For?

Oh, My Lovelies. Four walls do not afford space enough to contain all the Bell End love. Let it be known: Saturday morning, at Inez and Justus’s inimitable Table on Ten in the northwestern Catskills, Selwyn will be cooking up tomato soup on … Continue reading

October 3, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , , , , Leave a comment

The Fall Season at Bell End – Brian Finke Smokes Ass

And so Labor Day sidles in like a trollop, reminding those still languishing in Mother Nature’s cleavage that Autumn is upon us.  ‘Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness’ said John Keats, not to mention ‘Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun’.  Can’t … Continue reading

September 3, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , , , Leave a comment

Meet Kit – A Resourceful Boy Growing Up in the Great Recession

Kit Martin is a thirty-nine year-old boy with a nose for news. But since most of the news is about the hard times of the Recession, Kit writes his own newspaper stories. He reports on the happenings at Bell End … Continue reading

May 21, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , , Leave a comment

A Gift to Humankind, Born at Bell End

    The Who gives a fuck button for Facebook. Don’t say we never give you anything. Think of the myriad applications. Try it now on the posts currently littering your Facebook home page. Works every time, right? The ones about rescued dogs, … Continue reading

May 14, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , Leave a comment

He Can Tempt You And Lead You Astray

Since Selwyn gave up the cloth and arrived in Brooklyn to run Bell End for his overwrought younger sibling, The Lovely Brothers have been beavering in the rectory. The fruits of their labours will emerge soon. In the meantime; a … Continue reading

May 7, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , , , Leave a comment