Monthly Archives: March 2012

Faces of Bell End: Bring Me the Head of Guido Vitti

Who is a Bellender? The question has vexed tens of small minds over the last five months. Well, now we intend to find out. Guess no longer. You are a Bellender. So is the woman sitting next to you. Your husband? … Continue reading

March 27, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , , Leave a comment

Bell End Gumbo; The Chickens Prepare

Yes. That’s Selwyn’s basic brining solution those unsuspecting little swingers are basking in. 5 cups of salt, 5 cups of sugar, 5 gallons of warm water, some dried juniper berries, a few fresh bay leaves. And to think, they were … Continue reading

March 26, 2012 Posted in Reflections Tagged with: Leave a comment

The Invitation – Did You Get One?

Only a week to go.

March 22, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: Leave a comment

Das Glockenende Fahrt: The People’s Car, Bell End Branded

In an effort to ensure that the sun never sets on the Bell End Empire, we welcome the latest addition to the family: Helmut. Launched last night with a bottle of prosecco (and two thirds of a bottle of Campari) … Continue reading

March 17, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , , , , 1 Comment

Gjelina: Satellite Selwyn Docks at Space Station LA

Half a decade of mouth-honour and empty threats and finally it happened. Dinner in LA. The Bell End spirit, stuffed into a couple of pieces of hand luggage, is rebirthed with a dozen bottles of Etna red at Gjelina in Venice. … Continue reading

March 10, 2012 Posted in Reflections Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , , 1 Comment

BANDITS – Neil Powell Previews New Work at Bell End

We’re all a flutter down at The End, with the news that soon to be Big Bellender Neil Powell will be previewing his new body of work – Bandits – here on March 29th (I’m sure it’ll stay up for … Continue reading

March 7, 2012 Posted in Announcements Tagged with: , , Leave a comment

Piggy Stardust – Jamming Good with Weird and Gilly

First reborn Marlow at Bell End, how apt that it should be delightful and multi-pronged Grant Cornett (ably assisted by Janine Iversen) who gets the ball rolling with spectacularly graphic and delicious suckling pig. Or more precisely: Esposito’s soy glazed … Continue reading

March 2, 2012 Posted in Reflections Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , Leave a comment