Monthly Archives: March 2012
Faces of Bell End: Bring Me the Head of Guido Vitti
Who is a Bellender? The question has vexed tens of small minds over the last five months. Well, now we intend to find out. Guess no longer. You are a Bellender. So is the woman sitting next to you. Your husband? … Continue reading
Bell End Gumbo; The Chickens Prepare
Yes. That’s Selwyn’s basic brining solution those unsuspecting little swingers are basking in. 5 cups of salt, 5 cups of sugar, 5 gallons of warm water, some dried juniper berries, a few fresh bay leaves. And to think, they were … Continue reading
The Invitation – Did You Get One?
Only a week to go.
Das Glockenende Fahrt: The People’s Car, Bell End Branded
In an effort to ensure that the sun never sets on the Bell End Empire, we welcome the latest addition to the family: Helmut. Launched last night with a bottle of prosecco (and two thirds of a bottle of Campari) … Continue reading
Gjelina: Satellite Selwyn Docks at Space Station LA
Half a decade of mouth-honour and empty threats and finally it happened. Dinner in LA. The Bell End spirit, stuffed into a couple of pieces of hand luggage, is rebirthed with a dozen bottles of Etna red at Gjelina in Venice. … Continue reading
BANDITS – Neil Powell Previews New Work at Bell End
We’re all a flutter down at The End, with the news that soon to be Big Bellender Neil Powell will be previewing his new body of work – Bandits – here on March 29th (I’m sure it’ll stay up for … Continue reading
Piggy Stardust – Jamming Good with Weird and Gilly
First reborn Marlow at Bell End, how apt that it should be delightful and multi-pronged Grant Cornett (ably assisted by Janine Iversen) who gets the ball rolling with spectacularly graphic and delicious suckling pig. Or more precisely: Esposito’s soy glazed … Continue reading